Hi, I’m Angie.

Some (slightly unhinged) fun facts about me:

• I have three little sisters. We used to dare each other to drink hot sauce straight from the bottle. To this day, I crave Frank's Red Hot.

• My favorite movies are The Conjuring and The Brady Bunch Movie. I have range.

• I speak in Arrested Development quotes. There are dozens of us.

• My first job was a daycare teacher, and I would make up scary stories so the kids would listen. (Traumatizing for them, great storytelling practice for me.)

  Need someone to bring the fun (and the words)? I’m your girl. I put that sh!t on everything.